140. You Hit the Nail on the Head, Son of Odin

Hi. Two things:

First, it’s painfully obvious that THOR is going to be a ridiculously bad movie. Stop acting like you don’t realize from the trailer how ridiculously bad THOR is going to be.

STOP IT. Seriously? The scene where Thor is bewildered by coffee. The scene where he gets stunned by a Taser. This is going to be one of those stupid movies about an extraterrestrial idiot savant humorously encountering one mundane Earth thing after another, falling in love, kicking some ass, and going back to his world all the better for his time among the mortals. Like “Earth Girls Are Easy” without the joy of Jeff Goldblum in a furry fetish suit.

Secondly, this comic is inspired by helping my dear friend and fellow Gentlemen contributor James move back to California this past weekend. Welcome home, mortal.

Yours in handwashing,

Yama
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069. Gooble Gobble, Gooble Gobble

Another year brings another Comic Con and tons of over-weight cos players. When I lived in California, I used to go to the Comic Con in San Diego every year. After five years in a row, the luster and love I had for it left me. I used to love the Comic Con, but eventually I realized I was seeing the same people dressed as the same things each year, only now there were even more large beasts sweating next to me in the overcrowded show room. Also, I realized that I could just read all of the news about the event from the comfort of my home.

In today's comic, I decided to showcase how more and more people who aren't typical "nerds" are going to Comic Con. While these people are dressed up, don't confuse them as being a part of the same nerd family you belong to. They are a mutated race of people ready to make fun of you as soon as they find out you're actually into things like D&D and Dr. Who.

So while at Comic Con, I say hold on to your official Torchwood wallets and wear your novelty Space Ghost condoms when banging strange furies.

James